Hello. I'm lost.
jewelinsertwittynamehere:

lizthefangirl:

gale’s just like “u can’t be serious rn”

Cockblocked from 12 Districts away.

jewelinsertwittynamehere:

lizthefangirl:

gale’s just like “u can’t be serious rn”

Cockblocked from 12 Districts away.

test administrator: when you finish your test go back and read over your answers
me: i'm never goin back the past is in the past
What's your major in college?
Anonymous

morosity:

stress

memory-of-the-romanovs:

The Russian Imperial family. Nicholas II, his wife Alexandra Feodorovna and their five children Olga, Tatiana, Maria, Anastasia, and Alexei.

Colorized by: National Geographic ChannelApocalypse World War I.

beccabarnes:

Steve secretly getting ‘On Your Left’ engraved into Sam’s wedding ring tho.

lungbender:

Me: 

image

You:

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yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?

jmkitsune:

nosdrinker:

we’re gonna be weird adults

most of us ARE weird adults

tomhazeldine:

When you’re trying to dance but people interrupt 

French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
American Friend: THOUSAND?
French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

Female BAMFs Throughout History